nypdsantiago:

reasons to love and cherish brooklyn nine nine

1. it’s lgbtq+ safe

2. its a calm fandom

3. it isn’t cliché, or by the numbers

4. every character is extremely likeable from the beginning

5. there’s no controversy concerning the show

6. the characters seem as though they’re one dimensional stereotypes but watch maybe two episodes and you’ll see they’re all perfectly written

7. the two lgbtq+ characters aren’t written as so, because their sexuality doesn’t shape them in the show, but they still bring it up when necessary

8. jake peralta and amy santiago being the most perfect, lovely, and all around most beautiful couple

9. in season one, charles has a crush on rosa which develops into an amazing friendship where rosa end up COMING OUT TO CHARLES?

10. terry has three daughters and a wife and not once has he complained about how “he’s always wanted a boy” or “someone to play ball with”

11. the fact that terry’s such a badass softie

12. while the show itself isn’t controversial, it perfectly covers some pretty controversial topics (racism, homophobia etc.)

13. gina linetti goes from a character who cares about no one but herself, could never imagine settling down or even having kids, TO ACTUALLY HAVING A KID AND SETTLING DOWN (but without changing her as a person)

14. captain holt being a father figure for jake and a mentor for amy

15. amy santiago goes from being a girl who just sucks up to her boss so he can hopefully mentor (but in a good way) to a woman who knows how to stand up to him and be her own person

16. jake peralta goes from an immature detective who’s in over his head and too cocky, to a man who’s willing to always do what’s right, and always willing to help his friends and colleagues at the nine nine

17. charles boyle gets a kid but it doesn’t affect him as a detective or as a person

18. captain holt & kevin’s relationship

19. it’s so much deeper than you realize, you’d think it’s just a funny cop show, but the thing is, it’s a funny cop show with some of the best devoloped romances, friendships and characters in general

20. there’s two latina characters and actors on the show who’ve been there since the beginning, two black actors/characters who’ve been there since day one

21. even though scully and hitchcock may seem useless sometimes, even they help the nine nine sometimes, in little ways, but they’re there

22. the nine nine is a family. there’s no way you’d ever be able to take them down because they all have each other always and forever.

^^ i could go on tbh

gunpowder-tea:

meggory84:

IKEA bringing the SÅLT

that guys comment says so much about the american nationalism and attitudes towards other countries 

wuqs:

lesserjoke:

Reblog this post with your weirdest ancestor’s name.

I had a great-grandfather named Kermit Dickman.

why did you start a competition that you’ve already won

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arousedhoe:

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arousedhoe:

hey does anyone know the fastest way to clean up milk that’s covering every goddamn i nch of the  kitchen floor

i know a gal……she’s on her way

thanks

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pisshets:

If you add two pounds of sugar to literally one ton of concrete it will ruin the concrete and make it unable to set properly which is good to know if you wanna resist something being built, French anarchists used this to resist prison construction in the 80s

I’m just gonna go ahead and reblog this for purely educational purposes.

added bonus is that concrete now taste good

Sugar does not really do that.

What you need is citric acid (you get that to get the hard water residues out of your pots/water boiler/washing machine), looks like sugar granules.

Or concentrated vinegar.

Cement needs a high ph to bind properly.
So if you add acid, it won’t properly set and/or needs 3-4 times longer.

Speaking as someone who works in the concrete forming industry: the easiest way to severely fuck up any large concrete pour is to delay it at the wrong moment.

If someone is trying to build a huge fuckoff concrete thing - say, for instance, a giant wall - they’re going to need an obscene quantity of concrete, and that’s all going to have to be transported there from the nearest mixing plant. This means they’ll have multiple trucks coming by to decant concrete in consecutive pours while the workers place it and vibrate it to ensure it all intermixes and sets properly, forming a monolithic mass. If one pour is allowed to set before the next one is added, you get a big, ugly, possibly structurally unsound gap between the two called a “cold joint.” A bad enough cold joint can completely fuck your whole project because the next engineer or inspector who sets foot on that site is going to take one look at that motherfucker and immediately embark on a quest for blood vengeance. You will literally have to cut that whole section of wall out, slap some dowels in the nearest structurally sound bits, and re-form and pour the offending segment from scratch, which represents a fortune in cost overruns and will make everyone involved very upset. This is an especially bad problem in hot climates, because the concrete curing process is exothermic - that stuff sets much faster when it’s really hot out, and its 28-day compressive strength tends to be poorer as well.

So if, hypothetically speaking, you wanted to completely shit up a wannabe dictator’s enormous unfeasible poured concrete vanity project, you could literally just randomly hassle and delay every concrete truck on its way there. Dude’s gonna end up with a giant worthless pile of shitty crumbling concrete and exposed reinforcing steel, and an army of pissed-off contractors to boot.

reblogging for purely educational purposes nothing more

Reblogging this here, since we previously reblogged the inaccurate version.

according to Concrete Construction.net a small amount of sugar is used delibarately to slow setting by 4 hours (but actually increases strength.) Higher amounts of sugar delay setting longer, but we in delibarate use cases we are talking mixtures of 0.1%-0.3% if I understood correctly. So going off of the comment on cold joints, one assumes that if some of the trucks were sugared and some weren’t then they wouldn’t set at the same time causing the crumbling concrete they described.

essentially the point is to make it set at uneven rates so that it crumbles or is at risk of crumbling

Don’t forget to save some sugar for the gas tank of the cars and construction vehicles. It isn’t as damaging as the legends say, but it’ll sure prevent the vehicle from being operable for a while.

good to know

Reblogging for … science I swear.

anti-capitalistlesbianwitch:

I don’t care how great their movies are, how good their performances were, or how many awards they’ve won, I want to see every sexual predator in Hollywood taken down and their careers destroyed. Good riddance to all of them. 

imsoshive:

imsoshive:

All bitches do is contour they nose and use the dog filter on snapchat

Nvm she called back